Strange But True

Well now my left wrist has presented the same symptoms as my right. They're both sore,red, swollen and itchy, but there's no rash and the red areas are hot to the touch. What the hell is wrong with me? Nerve damage? Cooties? Allergic reaction? I'm totally at a loss. This is the most bizarre medical thing that has ever happened to me. Usually it's my father who baffles the medical community. Any suggestions?